Sunday, December 13, 2009

THE 10 GAYEST THINGS YOU'LL SEE THIS WEEK

The 10 gayest things you'll see this week is Taylor Lautner on Saturday Night Live!

Taylor recently gave an interview, maybe Rolling Stone, in which he was asked about the gay rumors and his answer left the closet door wide open and last night's SNL show almost seemed a coming out statement.

  1. Opening Sketch - awkwardly talks about dating Taylor Swift and then backs off kissing her cardboard cutout.
  2. He wore a wig for every sketch. He looked pretty good as a blonde.
  3. He played "Mikash," one of four middle-school choir singers, clad in a red shirt, sparkly green vest, delivering some sort of German accent, he rapped about Santa Claus and danced pretty gay including a Michael Jackson moonwalk at the end of the sketch.
  4. Said, "Yes, I'm gay," in the same choir sketch.
  5. Wore a very long haired wig with barrettes, a denim skirt and leggings.
  6. Kissed his Edward folder photograph.
  7. Lautner's final sketch saw him back in a wig and this time flirting awkwardly with a girl. The joke here was Kenan Thompson playing an Isaac Hayes-like smooth-talker who cuts into the action and narrates the events, screaming "No!" when Lautner's character reveals a romance-killing love of Hobbits and declaration that, "I'm also kinda unusually hairy."
  8. He never took his shirt off. Okay that is not gay but it is a complaint.
  9. Trying to tell his girlfriend's parents that she's pregnant was very unbelievable.
  10. He said, "Yes, I'm gay." Worth repeating





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