TMI TUESDAY - MASTURBATION EDITION

1. When you masturbate, how long, typically, is your session and what do you think about (other than having an orgasm)?

I don't drag it out. It usually takes longer to fast forward to inspiring material than it does to finally cum. 95% of the time I'm thinking about what's on the screen but the other 5% I'm usually reliving a past experience.

2. Have you ever been"caught" masturbating? 

No, but I've had a few close calls including forgetting my magazines in the bathroom. My father brought them to me in my room asking if they were mine. I just took them as I was barely awake. I don't know if he ever looked at them, they were gay, but we never discussed it. It really freaked me out for a while.

3. Have you ever masturbated in front of your computer? If 'yes' was it for your own purposes or for someone's viewing pleasure?

Yes, many, many, many times. It was never for anyone's viewing pleasure but does being on the phone in front of the computer or doing it during an IM exchange count?

4. Have you ever attended a group masturbation party? Same-sex or mixed?

No, I've never been to a JO party. If I'm going to go through the trouble of driving somewhere and mingling with a bunch of men, I want a lot more than a hand job and I certainly want to give more than a hand job as well. Also, for me it isn't sex unless one of us gets it in the end. I enjoy kissing and feeling and pinching and oral but all that is just foreplay leading up to the main event.  

5. When masturbating, as you reach orgasm, do you continue to stimulate yourself without interruption, or do you stop and apply pressure until your spasms subside? Or?

When I was younger, I used to keep stroking and spraying. These days, I tend to stop stroking once my orgasm starts.

6. Have you ever video'ed yourself while masturbating (solo)? Where are they now? 

Nope and never will.

Bonus (as in optional): How often do you use the word "fuck" (or its derivatives) in casual conversation - frequently, occasionally, rarely, never.

I don't swear very often but I'm very careful not to swear around people I've just met and am getting to know. Of course, driving doesn't count and alcohol does add more color to my vocabulary.

Thanks TMI Tuesday